Anonymous asked:I saw this and absolutely had to do a Galavant reference! This was an amazing headcanon, the dragon family is complete.
"I imagine Jesse getting a dumb looking bearded dragon, named Beardie, that sits with it's tongue half out.
Hanzo thinks Jesse is joking when he tells him what it's called and that it gives him the stink eye."
Anonymous asked:Bless his heart.
"(headcanon) As a person with a shamefully thick southern accent myself, I find it that the later it gets at night, the worse my accent gets. So its fun to think of a situation where the more tired or delirious Jesse gets, the more southern terminology and shit he uses to the point where he hardly makes sense."
Anonymous asked:McCree and Genji bought it definitely as a joke.
"Hanzo in one of those 'i'm a luxury few can afford sweaters' with Ganymede/noodle dragon and i can't decide if Genji and/or McCree bought if for him as a joke or if he bought it himself"
Prompter asked:Did you mean: Jesse’s first date that quickly turns into a cliched disaster straight out of a shoujo anime?
"I dont know if I'm too late, but Hanzo and Jesse out on an ice cream date,
and Gabe spies on them to make sure Jesse doesn't make a fool of himself."
Anonymous asked:I think we all know what would happen… and Hanzo would have zero chill about it.
"What would happen if McCowman and Genji would wear eachothers robot arm?"